1. Affirm the rumor, and add your own twist to it. "Yeah, I cried on your doorstep... of laughter because you pooped yourself on the bus." or "Yes I kissed that boy... he smelled like Cheetos and it was awesome."
2. Act like the person who talks about you behind your back the most is your BFF. Make it extremely awkward for them. At the same time, it'll make them look like an ass for being mean to you "behind your back".
3. Start a reverse rumor. This is awesome especially when a girl is malicious in her rumor-ing. (Warning: low blow)
4. Become friends with all your worst enemy's friends. This will alienate her into seclusion and she will shut her face because she has no one else to gossip to about you, and this will also prove her wrong.
5. Tell your teacher that she is harassing you. No lie in that. And it'll get her butt kicked. (Warning: you're now a rat. But a satisfied one)
6. Pull her aside after she makes a public embarrassment of you, and embarrass her by giving her verbal whiplash in front of everyone.
7. Make a big statement and tell her that if she wants to keep slandering you, she and her parents can expect a bill from your attorney. (like 10 year olds have attorneys, but those big words will scare the mean right out of her)
8. Have one of your friends tell this b*tch that your dad is running for president in 2012 and his first act will be enslaving everyone that speaks ill of your family to make tee shirts in Taiwan for .30 on the dollar.
9. Put a tuna sandwich in a secret little used compartment of her backpack. Wait. Nobody will know it was you.
10. Mess with her. Laughing at the people smirking at you is the best way to totally show people that you don't give a crap what they think.
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