Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Ridiculous List Number One: How To Lift A Mood

1. Eat chocolate, and alot of it. Become a freakin' conisseur of chocolate. Decide which ones you love the best, and it'll be that much more comforting when you need it.
2. Break brown bottles. Practice safe glass-shattering procedures when you attempt this. Throw them against trees. Then clean up your mess, or mom will kill you.
3. Try something you've never tried before. Drive past that Indian place a dozen times a week? Try it. Thought about learning how to plant things? Buy some potting soil. Want to travel somewhere? Get a job and save up for it.
4. Plan your wedding. I already do this. It's a great time killer. You don't have to be engaged to plan either. It's good to have an idea of what you like so you'll be excited when your time comes to tie the knot.
5. Dye your hair.
6. Rent a four wheeler.
7. Take a day trip to a small town, and explore every nook and cranny.
8. Buy a new cookbook
9. Randomly drop back into someone's life and demand that they spend time with you or you will shave their heads in their sleep. This is an awesome way to make friends.
10. Find something to laugh at. If not yourself, then something else.

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